PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.